Life of A $ocialite

It's My Birthday Bitches!!

2012-01-22T16:24:00.001-08:00

I know I have posted something after Feb. 2011 -

There is some sort of glich! '

LoL

I will be 30 years old in 16 hours and I just would like to Thank God for getting me here.

Its been a struggle but many good lessons learned. Thanks to all my friends and family that have been there and I love you all. God Bless....

Went out on friday with a few of my girls and had a nice time. That is our bathroom photoshoot pic.

Smooches.

New Music: Willow Smith -21st Century Girl

2011-02-28T12:40:00.000-08:00

New Music: Willow Smith – “21st Century Girl”

Love it or Hate it???

The Sacred Heart Medical Diet!!

2011-02-28T11:16:00.001-08:00

Sacred Heart Medical Diet

This 7-day eating plan can be used as often as you like. If correctly followed, it will clean out your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well-being. After only 7 days of this process, you will begin to feel lighter by at least 10 pounds and possibly 17 pounds, and experience an abundance of energy.

SOUP:
· 1 or 2 cans of stewed tomatoes
· 3 plus large green onions
· 1 large can of beef broth (no fat)
· 1 pkg. Lipton Soup mix (chicken noodle)
· 1 bunch of celery
· 2 cans green beans
· 2 lbs. Carrots
· 2 Green Peppers
Season with salt, pepper curry, parsley, if desired, or bouillon, hot or Worcestershire sauce. Cut veggies in small to medium pieces. Cover with water. Boil fast for 10 minutes. Reduce to simmer and continue to cook until veggies are tender.

This soup can be eaten anytime you are hungry during the week. Eat as much as you want, whenever you want. This soup will not add calories. The more you eat, the more you will lose. You may want to fill a thermos in the morning if you will be away during the day.

DRINKS:
· Unsweetened juices
· Tea (also herbal)
· Coffee
· Cranberry juice
· Skim milk
· Water, water, water

DAY ONE
Any fruit (except bananas). Cantaloupes and watermelon are lower in calories than most other fruits. Eat only soup and fruit today.
DAY TWO
All vegetables. Eat until you are stuffed with fresh raw, cooked or canned veggies. Try to eat green leafy veggies and stay away from dry beans, peas or corn. Eat veggies along with the soup. At dinnertime tonight reward yourself with a big baked potato and butter. Don't eat any fruits through today.
DAY THREE
Eat all the soup, fruit and veggies you want. Do not have a baked potato. If you have eaten as above for three days and not cheated, you should find that you have lost 5-7 pounds.
DAY FOUR
Bananas and skim milk: Eat at least 3 bananas and drink as much milk as you can today, along with the soup. Bananas are high in calories and carbohydrates, as is the milk but on this particular day, your body will need the potassium and carbs. Proteins and calcium to lessen the cravings for sweets.
DAY FIVE
Beef and tomatoes: you may have 10 to 20 ounces of beef and a can of tomatoes, or as many as 6 tomatoes on this day. Eat the soup at least once today.
DAY SIX
Beef and veggies, eat to your heart's content of the beef and veggies today. You can even have 2-3 steaks if you like with green leafy veggies but no baked potato. Be sure to eat the soup at least once today.
DAY SEVEN
Brown rice, unsweetened fruit juice and veggies, again, be sure to stuff yourself and eat the soup. You can add cooked veggies to your rice if you wish.
By the end of the 7th day, if you have not cheated on this diet, you should have lost 10 to 17 pounds. If you have lost more than 17 pounds, stay off the diet for two days before resuming the diet again.
This diet is fast. The secret lies within the principle that you will burn more calories than you take in. It will flush your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well-being. This diet does not lend itself to drinking any alcoholic beverages at any time. Because of the fat build-up in your system. Go off the diet at least 14 hours before any intake of alcohol.
Due to the variety of digestive systems in individuals, this diet will affect everyone differently. After day three, you will have more energy than when you began, if you do not cheat. After being on the diet for several days, you will find that your bowel movements have changed. Eat a cup of bran or fiber. Although you can have black coffee with this diet, you may find that you don't need caffeine after the third day.
The basic fat burning soup can be eaten anytime you feel hungry during the seven days. Eat as much as you wish. Remember the more you eat, the more you will lose. You can eat broiled, boiled or baked chicken instead of the beef. Absolutely no skin on the chicken. If you prefer, you can substitute broiled fish for the beef on only one of the beef days. You need the high protein in the beef for the other days.
Continue on the diet as long as you wish and feel the difference both mentally and physically.

DO NOT - DO NOT
No bread, alcohol, carbonated drinks (including diet drinks). Remember, absolutely no fried foods.

DO - DO - DO - DO
Drink plenty - at least 6 to 8 glasses - of water a day, as well as any combination of the following beverages: black coffee, unsweetened fruit drinks, cranberry juice and skim milk.
This diet comes from the Sacred Heart Memorial Hospital that is used for overweight heart patients in order to lose weight rapidly, usually prior to surgery

I started this diet today and this will be my second time doing it. I cheated like 5 out of the 7 days last time and still lost 5 lbs. My cousin cheated but was working out everyday and lost 7 lbs. My other cousin did not cheat, but did not work out but lost 15 lbs!!! It works....

I started today but altered my soup slightly. I got tired of the veggie soup like after the 2nd day so this time I made a chicken soup. I will still follow other rules of the diet but a tasty chicken soup will keep me from cheating like I did last time. Come on and try it with me?!??!!

VOTE FOR ME!!!!

2011-02-28T11:15:00.000-08:00

http://www.exploremodeling.com/Casting/elf2011/57734/Joanna_Sizemore.aspx

Healthy Lifestyles

2011-02-24T07:41:00.000-08:00

Thought this was soo cute! LOL

...and I have been slacking this whole week on my diet so it reminded me of where I want to be in 3 months. I really need to get it together. I have been trying to lose this belly fat on and off for a year or so. My weight went from 213 (Oct 2010) to 210 to 206 to 204 to 203 to 200 to 196.5 (Feb 2011).

*I have lost 16.5lbs since October*

- I would like to get to 160lbs-170lbs -

Just send prayers of strength my way because FOOD, unhealthy-processed- sodium filled, sugar filled, fried foods taste so good BUT after starting to eat all the opposite healthy foods, you realize the food that is good for you, may take more effort to prepare, but taste better and will help you to feel good in the long run. If you would like to join this journey with me, leave a COMMENT and we can help eachother reach our goals. Gotta be right and tight for summer time!

AUDIO: Lloyd B@nks ft. Young Jeezy, Kanye West, Fabolous, Swizz Beatz, Ryan Leslie, Pusha T- Start It Up (Remix)

2011-02-23T13:47:00.000-08:00

Click the link below:

http://www.str8hiphop.com/index.php/submit-an-article?sms_ss=blogger&at_xt=4d6580323bc970df%2C0

AUDIO: Young Chris ft. Eve, Black Thought, Money Malc, Fat Joe, Fred The Godson, Diggy Simmons, Jermaine Dupri & Game - Philly (Mega Mix)

2011-02-23T12:55:00.000-08:00

Click The Link Below:

AUDIO: Young Chris ft. Eve, Black Thought, Money Malc, Fat Joe, Fred The Godson, Diggy Simmons, Jermaine Dupri & Game - Philly (Mega Mix)

Dis Goin!!!!

Lil Kim on The Ryan Cameron Show

2011-02-22T09:43:00.000-08:00

The real reason why Lil Kim is mad at Nicki Minaj.

Listen Below...

zSHARE - lil-kim-on-ryan-cameron-show.mp3

Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment (History, Facts, Bad Blood, Bad Science) — Infoplease.com

2011-02-03T07:42:00.000-08:00

Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment (History, Facts, Bad Blood, Bad Science) — Infoplease.com

Kamora's 30 on the 30th!!!!!! Woo Hooo Party Time!!!

2010-12-22T09:19:00.000-08:00

The speech given by Willie Lynch a slave owner who over 300 years ago devised a plan to help keep Black people divided...

2010-12-16T09:12:00.000-08:00

via http://www.daveyd.com/willlynch.html

I thought this was the most appropriate time for ALL OF US to re-read, remember and NEVER FORGET, the speech given by Willie Lynch a slave owner who over 300 years ago devised a plan to help keep Black people divided...

Gentlemen:
I greet you here on the bank of the James River in the year of our lord, one thousand seven hundred and twelve. First , I shall thank you, the gentlemen of the of the colony of Virginia, for bringing me here. I am here to help you solve some of your problems with slaves. Your invitation reached me in my modest plantation in the West Indies where I have experimented with some of the newest and still the oldest method for control of slaves. Ancient Rome would envy us if my program is implemented. As our boat sailed south on the James River, named for our illustrious KING JAMES, whose BIBLE we CHERISH, I saw enough to know that our problem is not unique. While Rome used cords or wood as crosses for standing human bodies along the old highways in great numbers, you are here using the tree and the rope on occasion.
I caught the whiff of a dead slave hanging from a tree a couple of miles back. You are losing valuable stock by hangings, you are having uprisings, slaves are running away, your crops are sometimes left in the fields too long for maximum profit, you suffer occasional fires, your animals are killed, Gentleman,...You know what your problems are; I do not need to elaborate. I am not here to enumerate your problems, I am here to introduce you to a method of solving them.
In my bag, I have a fool proof method for controlling your slaves. I guarantee everyone of you that if installed it will control the slaves for at least three hundred years. My method is simple, any member of your family or any OVERSEER can use it.
I have outlined a number of differences among the slaves, and I take these differences and make them bigger. I use FEAR, DISTRUST, and ENVY for control purposes. These methods have worked on my modest plantation in the West Indies, and it will work throughout the SOUTH. Take this simple little list of differences and think about them. On the top of my list is "AGE" but it is only there because it starts with an "A"; The second is"COLOR" or shade; there is INTELLIGENCE, SIZE, SEX, SIZE OF PLANTATION, ATTITUDE of owner, whether the slaves live in the valley, on a hill, east or west, north, south, have fine or coarse hair, or is tall or short. Now that you have a list of differences, I shall give you an outline of action- but before that, I shall assure you that DISTRUST IS STRONGER THAN TRUST, AND ENVY IS STRONGER THAN ADULATION, RESPECT OR ADMIRATION.
The black slave, after receiving this indoctrination, shall carry on and will become self-refueling and self-generating for hundreds of years, maybe thousands.
Don't forget you must pitch the old black VS. the young black males, and the young black male against the old black male. You must use the dark skinned slaves VS. the light skin slaves. You must use the female VS the male, and the male VS, the female. You must always have your servants and OVERSEERS distrust all blacks, but it is necessary that your slaves trust and depend on us.
Gentlemen, these kits are your keys to control, use them. Never miss an opportunity. My plan is guaranteed, and the good thing about this plan is that if used intensely for one year the slave will remain perpetually distrustful.
-WILLIAM LYNCH-1772

The letter above is one of the major problems of the African-American race today. And with this knowledge we as a race can and will over come. So with this letter still in your mind I ask that you enlighten someone else and send this letter to as many brothers and sisters. We as a race must start somewhere in learning our problems what better place than the document that started the destruction of our MOST POWERFUL RACE!!!

Me Lounge for Cash Rules Birthday

2010-12-15T07:29:00.000-08:00

Kim Kardashians and Nicki Minaj's butt's sure have seem to hit a major growth spurt

2010-08-09T09:40:00.000-07:00

Albert Family Reunion Dinner 7/23/2010

2010-07-26T12:39:00.001-07:00

Hey everyone! I am so tired right now and Im trying to keep busy so that I do not fall asleep where I stand. Im not able to bounce back from the partying like I used to be. This weekend was my Mother's side of the family, reunion. The Albert Family Reunion was a 4 day event and the video's below showcase sum great memories that my family and I will have to share for our children. We are a God Loving -Christian family that gets together every two - four years to spend time and reflect on how two people have all these decendents spanning to 7 generations. Here is a video of the dinner and talent show night that we held on friday.

Photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com

Tangi's Pleasure Party

2010-07-16T11:43:00.000-07:00

Photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com

This is a mini video of the the get together Tangi had at her house. It was super fun and I won a glass vibrator for fitting 23 nuts in my mouth!!! LOL, peanuts people.

Chris Brown "DEUCES" Spoof by Affion Crockett

2010-07-08T11:17:00.000-07:00

AFFION CROCKETT PARODIES CHRIS BROWN'S SONG DEUCES. CO-STARRING JUSTIN HIRES, BRANDON PHILLIPS, AND MISTY ALLI. DIRECTED BY MIKE TIDDES. BEHIND THE SCENES PHOTOS AT http://kellydymon.com/

Summer fun pics for you fundips! LOL

2010-07-08T07:54:00.000-07:00

July 4th at ICON - Celebrating @Ms_Vashanda's birthday

2010-07-07T15:48:00.000-07:00

R.I.P Thaddeus Ferrer

2010-07-07T10:26:00.000-07:00

Thad at age 6 on Romper Room!

Thad's viewing will be on Friday, July 9th from 4:30-8:30pm at the Chapel of the Chimes, Mission Blvd. in Hayward, CA. The funeral services and internment will be held there also at 1:30pm on Saturday.

Events: Friday, July 9th @ Cocomo's in the city

2010-07-07T10:16:00.000-07:00

Rick Ross ft. Styles P -"BMF" Blowin Money Fast (New Music)

2010-06-30T13:57:00.000-07:00

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

2010-06-29T10:04:00.000-07:00

So tomorrow is the day! 14 hours until Twilight is showing. I am so late on this movie and just saw the first one last month. I saw New Moon last week! LOL...so I loved them both and am on my vampire shit (into True Blood, also) so juiced for Eclipse to come out and I will be going to see it tomorrow. Cannot do the midnight showing. Have to be to work super early!!! I would recommend watching this movie and some theatres are even showing the Trilogy so you can catch up on what is going on.

In ECLIPSE, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire (Victoria) continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob -- knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life! Remember Edward asked for her hand in marriage and she wants to be turned after she graduates.

CANT WAIT!!!!!!!

Team Edward

Team Jacob

Cute Shoes

2010-06-24T10:25:00.000-07:00

Kanye's Air Yeezy's...I like this pair.

Updated Pic

2010-06-14T07:13:00.000-07:00

Got my hair braided for the summer! More pics to come...

Closet Xchange Rack

2010-06-14T06:52:00.000-07:00

Closet Xchange Rack
Saturday, June 19, 2010 from 2:00 PM - 6:00 PM
Frank Ogawa Plaza
353 Frank Ogawa Plaza
Oakland, CA 94612

Today Closet Xchange Rack is an outlet where girls and women of all ages that love fashion come together to shop for free and enjoy many complimentary services. We have decided to throw a CLOSET XCHANGE EVENT! We came to this decision after looking at the market condition and concluding that we don’t have to spend money to look like a million bucks.

Many of you ladies out there have closets full of nice clothes, shoes, and banging accessories…. maybe you are a bit tired of them or just don’t fit into it anymore. Well we know some other highly fashionable ladies out there might create a refreshed love for them… remember one lady’s dinner is another ladies breakfast…..

So if you want to renew and give your closet a new look then keep Saturday June 19th free from 2:00pm to 6:00pm. This is the new way of shopping.

Visit closetexchangerack.eventbrite.com for more information.

If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?

2010-06-01T06:46:00.001-07:00

Anything right bout now. Day 9 on the lemonade diet!!! Ready to fuck some shit up! 6 more days!!!

Ask me anything

are you stupid. lolz lmao

2010-06-01T06:45:00.003-07:00

Shut up

Ask me anything

are you a follower.lolz lmao

2010-06-01T06:45:00.001-07:00

What do you think? I set em! Let my nuts go, BIATCH!

Ask me anything

are you a hater.

2010-06-01T06:44:00.003-07:00

No, but you are.

Ask me anything

are you a minaj you look like one.(thats not a compliment)

2010-06-01T06:44:00.001-07:00

Guess, I got another stalker. Eat a dick bitch!

Ask me anything

If you could instantly become an expert at one style of dance, what style would you pick?

2010-06-01T06:43:00.001-07:00

Pole Dancing

Ask me anything

any regrets in relationships?

2010-06-01T06:42:00.001-07:00

Yep! I should have never let you go!

Ask me anything

Fly like a plane in the air

2010-05-26T09:47:00.000-07:00

Design Q is set to transform VIP travel in the Middle East with its latest stunning design – the Q-VR; a stretched Range Rover boasting all the luxury embellishments associated with private jets! This exciting concept allows VIPs to travel in exactly the same comfort on the ground as in the air, with a drinks chiller, mini-spa center, cigar humidor and many other highly desirable features.

check out www.stupidDOPE.com for more STUPIDdope shit...

Maya - the hooded swim suit by American Apparel

2010-03-22T13:07:00.000-07:00

Hella cute.

formspring.me

2010-03-16T11:19:00.001-07:00

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/joannalynae

Diggy - Made You Look (Flow Stoooopid)

2010-03-12T08:23:00.000-08:00

Diggy - Made you look Freestyle (Flow Stoopid) from Diggy Simmons on Vimeo.

formspring.me

2010-02-23T21:20:00.001-08:00

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/joannalynae

formspring.me

2010-01-14T11:09:00.001-08:00

Are you single?

YES, waiting for that ONE!

Ask me anything

"Pants on the Ground" LMAO

2010-01-14T08:57:00.000-08:00

formspring.me

2010-01-12T14:49:00.001-08:00

What's your favorite movie quote?

"Im so HAPPY to be here!"

Ask me anything

Nicki Minaj- THEN & NOW!

2010-01-12T12:45:00.001-08:00

THEN!

NOW!

Robin Thicke - Sex Therapy

2009-12-15T09:09:00.001-08:00

U better go get this...album is off the chain...first single "Sex Therapy" is the song that stays on repeat for me at this time. I also love "Shake It For Daddy" feat. Nicki Minaj...she goes hard on that song... Overall, good album, ppl will like them as Christmas presents... :-) Happy taco Tuesday Everyone...lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnqcFOoXWGo&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F569rsitLo&feature=player_embedded

UPDATE* My Boo*

2009-12-09T09:27:00.001-08:00

So I found out who this fine brother is...JW THE GRADE A HUSTLER. Im good huh? ha ha ha...I just had to know.

Born and raised in the heart of Broward County, Fort Lauderdale Florida, this certified phenom knew that he had to conquer the streets rather than be a victim of them. At a young age, This Florida native knew he had to make it out of the hood. School wasn’t his first choice, but he knew success stood next to education. JW wasn’t your traditional schoolboy, he was an outstanding athlete which led him to receive a full athletic football scholarship to Auburn University; JW endured many obstacles as a youth. While balancing the streets, school, football and also being the head of his household, he learned at an early age on how to “get it from the muscle.” JW had a run in with the law in 1999 that almost hindered his dreams to excel in football and make it out the hood. He showed determination to push on. JW went on to excelled as a student and as well as an athlete which led him to receive his Undergraduate degree in Business from Illinois State University. JW was destined to be NFL bound, but later found out that God had different plans for his life. JW entrepreneurial spirits led him to another plan, so he created his own entertainment company "Ghost Entertainment”. This opportunity allowed him to rub elbows with the elite in the entertainment industry as well as promote some of the hottest events in South Florida. Due to his success JW decided to move to Atlanta, Georgia (Home of Black Hollywood) and take over another market. His 'Hustler Swag and preaching truths’ allowed many to think he was a MC. He was later advised by a music mogul to pursue a career in the music game. In 2008 JW along with his business partner L.A. found Grade A Hustler Entertainment. The movement was on from there. This allowed him to express his creativity, in delivering his way of life in the streets, to the booth. JW recorded his first single "Baik At It" which flooded the streets and went into heavy rotation at all of the hottest clubs in Atlanta. JW quickly raised many eyebrows with many creditable DJ’s such as DJ Infamous, the Aphiliates, Fernando, Holiday, Tay-Rock, Trauma, Outlaw, Coalition Dj’s, Don Cannon, The Core DJ’s, The Hittmenn Dj's and many more. Now, JW is doing countless shows and working towards making his album. ..He recently signed a deal with CTE/ Island Def Jam; this rap scholar is clearly on the way to becoming one of the greats. One might compare his touching lyrics, and steady sex appeal to that of the late great Tupac Shakur, or his sexy flow, and anthem tactics to the one and only late great BIG.

www.myspace.com/jwfullyfocus

www.twitter.com/JWGRADEAHUSTLER

Alexander McQueen Spring 2010

2009-12-09T09:18:00.000-08:00

Sorry I have been gone for too long but IM BACK!!! If you have been reading my posts you know that I have been going through so much. Just want to thank all that sent me kind words and prayers. Im feeling so much better and getting my life on track. Will be just a matter of time before Im doing all the things I want to and continuing to pursue my dreams.

While surfing the net today I came across Goapele's wonderful site... check it out http://www.goapele.com/, and this posting regarding McQueen shoes from Spring 2010 . I just wanted to share these shoes with you. I've never really seen anything like them. They do remind me of Dutch Clogs...lol. Worn by Daphne Guinness in the pic above. I like them and would rock em. Thats my style, anything different. As Goapele well put it, Fashion should not always be about what is expected, at the end of the day it’s just clothes . Why not have fun with them?

Funny Photo...

2009-09-29T11:13:00.000-07:00

Now I am not saying that I agree with this but it made me laugh so I will post for ya'll...so it's Lil Mama and Bow Wow. lmao

Live.Love.Laugh!

Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

2009-09-03T08:10:00.000-07:00

LMAO! this is the song that Kim has been trying to record since forever. It's better than what I expected!

Malaysian Anti-Smoking Commericial Will Make All Ya Smokers Think Twice Before Pickin Up Another Pack

2009-09-02T09:50:00.000-07:00

Thinking about permanently changing your eye color???

2009-09-02T09:13:00.000-07:00

All of you who have ever thought about doing this need to check out this girl's story. She reports "Getting this procedure is actually giving yourself secondary glaucoma. You have this fluid in your eye called aqueous humor. This fluid has a natural process of cleansing and nourishing the eye. When getting this procedure the lense disrupts the natural flow causing the eye to swell. And that is why you will remain on a steroid eye drop for the rest of your life to keep the pressures normal. But that only last for so long because the eye is not properly cleansing itself which can lead to more serious problems" She paid $8,000 and looks like a vampire...

My Boo...

2009-08-25T12:05:00.000-07:00

HA HA HA.. Not sure what his name is or who he is for that matter but he fine as I dont know what and I want him. lol He fuck wit Jeezy - Anybody know who he is????

New Pics of Cassie - HAUTE!

2009-08-25T12:03:00.000-07:00

Rick Ross ft. The-Dream, Twista & Krayzie Bone - All I Really Want (Remix)

2009-08-25T12:01:00.000-07:00

TWISTA keeping hold of that fastest rapper title...he spittin on here.

http://www.str8hiphop.com/shhplayer.php?nid=10721

Melody Ehsani - Still at it!

2009-08-25T08:16:00.000-07:00

This is Melody Ehsani herself. The very creative, stylish, and eccletic shoe and accessory designer that comes up with the edgiest ideas ever. Her material is HAUTE! I love it! So does Erykah Badu and Keri Hilson. Visit http://www.melodyehsani.com/ to see more items.

From Emily to Steven...

2009-08-25T08:15:00.000-07:00

kanYe West : Blog : AVATAR TRAILER

2009-08-25T08:04:00.001-07:00

kanYe West : Blog : AVATAR TRAILER

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2009-08-24T08:57:00.000-07:00

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MEGAN FOR WNWN MAGAZINE!!!

2009-08-24T08:14:00.000-07:00

Showing Support...

2009-08-10T15:29:00.001-07:00

Shoot with Teezy @ 707 Multimedia

2009-08-10T15:27:00.001-07:00

Want to be in San Quinn Video???

2009-07-14T17:21:00.000-07:00

This coming Saturday (7/18) at 2PM
The location is 9700 Sunnyside Street, Oakland, CA 94603.

The video is for the song dedicated to end gun violence in the Bay Area " Don't Take My Shine".
This is an unpaid opportunity to be the back drop during the dramatic finally to the song/video.

All are welcome.

The video/song is designed to promote peace!
We want you to attend our video shoot with PEACE in mind.
Feel free to email lifegoesonfoundation.org@gmail.com with any questions.

FIRST FRIDAYS Presents... THE 10TH ANNUAL WHITE PARTY @ PRESERVATION PARK in OAKLAND

2009-07-14T16:28:00.000-07:00

Friday, August 07, 2009 at 5:30 PM
Discounted Tickets Sale End Jul 19, 2009 The cost right now is $25.00 + $0.99 Fee

ONLINE TICKET SALES ONLY FOR THIS EVENT!
http://www.eventbrite.com/event/383750809/fbevent
(No Tickets Will be Sold @ the Door)
Must Bring Your Online Ticket To Enter

Preservation Park
1233 Preservation Park Way
Oakland, 94612

Skank Robbers Trailer

2009-07-02T15:16:00.000-07:00

This is gonna be too funny.

Dawn and Que

2009-06-30T15:45:00.000-07:00

Former Danity Kane chick Dawn Richard and Day 26 member Qwanell “Q” Mosely’s brand new alter ego photoshoot. It was shot by photographer Derek Blanks. They’re showing off their sexual side that the couple has never been shy about.

Final issue of VIBE

2009-06-30T15:42:00.000-07:00

Christina Milian and her fiance The Dream are rocking the final issue of VIBE (they folded today) topless.

Feelings and Music...Trey Songz - Anticipation

2009-06-30T13:52:00.000-07:00

Im just sitting here listening to the new Trey Songz - Mixtape called Anticipation. I like it. I always like what Trey puts out, I feel like he is workin his ass of right now and he's soooo talented. His songs got me thinkin about a certain someone and what I need to do, to get what I want!
I just want you!!

Check it out:
http://www.zshare.net/download/620337827e5cecc4/

Birdman ft Lil Wayne, Mack Maine -Always Strapped Rmx

2009-06-15T11:32:00.000-07:00

Find more videos like this on HOLLYHOODHDTV.COM

June 7, 2009 - Photoshoot

2009-06-09T17:09:00.000-07:00

Here is a teaser from my photoshoot on Sunday, June 7th....

Don't go to Canada...might get jacked! lol

2009-06-05T11:46:00.000-07:00

Clyde Carson and Mayne Mannish Celebrity Bday Bash

2009-06-04T15:20:00.000-07:00

Come out to Redwood City on Sat. Red, Carpet, Star Studded Event - and help celebrate the birthday's of your favorite rappers! No cover with RSVP essencersvp@gmail.com

DJ Drama & DJ Skee Present R. Kelly - The Demo Tape (Mixtape)

2009-06-03T13:00:00.000-07:00

http://www.zshare.net/download/60864453fe5cfe38/

R. Kelly teams up with Dj Drama and Dj Skee to bring you his new mixtape, The Demo Tape.

Win $500 Shopping Spree from The Jacka

2009-06-03T12:50:00.000-07:00

Spectacular's Cartoon Parody - lol

2009-05-29T10:33:00.000-07:00

Kafani feat. Bobby Valentino - Need Ya Body

2009-05-29T10:15:00.000-07:00

New Jay- Z ~ CAN’T CHEAT DEATH

2009-05-28T11:49:00.001-07:00

kanYe West : Blog : JAY-Z "CAN’T CHEAT DEATH"

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May 29th @ Fahrenheit in San Jose

2009-05-28T09:26:00.001-07:00

Come out to support the clothing line http://www.theartisticreation.com/ and Nio The Gift...remember to support your local artist and business professionals!!!

Pretty Ricky - Tipsy in Dis Club

2009-05-27T07:46:00.000-07:00

WOW, Dis nigg@ is on one!

DESIGNERS!!!!

2009-05-19T11:04:00.000-07:00

PLEASE ADVISE ANY LOCAL DESIGNERS THAT ARE LOOKING FOR EXPOSURE AND/OR PHOTOS OF THEIR CLOTHES/ACCESSORIES TO GET AT ME. ASAP! LIKE THIS WEEK!

THANK YOU.

Rapper Dolla shot, killed at L.A. mall

2009-05-19T10:59:00.000-07:00

Dolla's publicist said the Atlanta rapper was fatally shot in the head Monday afternoon in the parking lot of the Beverly Center mall in Los Angeles. The 21-year-old performer flew to California earlier in the day to work on his first album.

Dolla, whose real name is Roderick Anthony Burton II, was gunned down while he and rapper D.J. Shabbazz waited in the valet area of the parking structure of the mall where the hip-hop artists had been shopping, Burton's publicist Sue Vannasing told the Times.
Police told the newspaper two suspects fled the scene and a "person of interest" was later detained as he attempted to board a flight out of Los Angeles International Airport.

This is the dude that sung " Who the F*ck is that!" SO sad...RIP

Fun Things to do This Weekend...

2009-05-15T10:56:00.001-07:00

Sharing some ideas with you all for this weekend. Two days to pencil in whatever you want. My job is offering overtime this weekend so I may very well end up there but I may also do some outdoor activities. You know summer is right around the corner and getting in shape, does not mean that you have to be in the gym. Jogging/Running the lake (Lake Merritt) is nice on Saturdays, Seward Street Slides on Douglass St. & Seward St. in San Francisco is free and fun. I take the lil cuzzos to hurtle down these concrete chutes on half a side of a pizza box...you'll feel like a kid again.

Tonight I will be going to Dave & Busters with alot of my cuzzins. I will have pics...this will be sooooo much fun. Its banana's when we are all together.

So after you've had this joyous weekend and been back at work for two days you might need a mid-week pick me up. Well, on the THIRD Wednesdays of each MONTH you can have FREE ADMISSION to the Academy of Sciences located at 55 Music Concourse Drive, (Golden Gate Park) San Francisco, CA. So check it out on 5/20/09!!

Sat. May 16th - SF Oyster Fest
http://www.oreillysoysterfestival.com/

Spring Splash

No Same Day Sales...

Fillmore Farmers' Market Every Saturday @ 9AM-1PM
The Fillmore Farmers' Market is going year-round - 2009 will be another great year of fresh and seasonal fruits and vegetables, live jazz, and great family fun. Located at O'Farrell & Fillmore, at the Fillmore Center Plaza, San Francisco
http://pcfma.com/markethome.php?market_id=13

"Q" Party inside Hotel Montgomery in San Jose
Saturday "Q" Party @ Mosaic! With your host Clyde Carson and Mayne Mannish Guestlist EMS-VIP@HOTMAIL.COM

VITAL @ LEVENDE LOUNGE

4 ALL NITE guest list EMAIL willewill510@gmail.com

Smoove First & Third Saturdays @ Luka's Taproom and Lounge
2221 Broadway Ave. @ West Grand Ave. Oakland, CA
This event is a Recession Buster on www.going.com - Free before 12:00AM with RSVP.

Sunday Brunch @ Lime
On a Sunday morning, stepping into Lime is literally like stepping into the Sex and the City version of the hottest new gay night club: bottomless mimosas for 7 bucks, beautiful boys in Fendi shades carrying D&G purses and shaking it to techno remixes of Rihanna songs, purple strobe lights and even D-list celebrity sightings (spotted this week: Coral from the Real World mouthing "It's Britney, bitch," then subsequently slapping the tight little booty of a particularly petite member of her entourage).

Plus, the food is pretty good and actually decently priced. But by the time you get to the eating part, you'll be so drunk you'd eat a bag of Doritos and think it was quality brunch fare.
This may not be for everybody but I love mimosa's - so all I can drink for $7 is a mistake on them...lol
http://www.lime-sf.com/index.html

2009 Yerba Buena Gardens Festival
701 Mission San Francisco, CA
The Festival features more than 100 free events including music, theater, circus, dance, poetry, family festivals and children’s programs with artists from Cuba, Bali, Brazil, Israel, Japan, Mexico, the Philippines, Puerto Rico, Spain, Sweden and other lands.

Sunday, May 17, 2009 - Bay To Breakers

Start Time: 8:00 am
USA Track & Field Certified 12K

Starting at the intersection of Howard & Main --->Follow JFK Dr through the Park until the Great Highway Turn left on Great Highway into the Finish Line

History: At 5:13am on April 18, 1906, a devastating earthquake rocked San Francisco. The subsequent fire and destruction were unimaginable, and many feared the City would be gone forever. The moral prevailed, and the Cross City Race - known better today as ING Bay to Breakers - was first run in 1912 as a precursor to the world-class athletic events planned for the 1915 Panama Pacific International Exposition. There were less than 200 participants that first year and Robert Jackson Vlught was the first person to ever cross the finish line, with a finishing time of 44:10.

Since then, Bay to Breakers has prevailed as a testament to San Francisco's uniqueness and audacity. Each year, the race is a glorious celebration of the human spirit - a giant wave of athleticism, fun, frivolity, and determination flowing across the City from the bay to the ocean. It is one of the largest footraces in the world with 65,000 + participants and 100,000 + spectators annually. As the race grew in size it even set a Guinness Book record, with 110,000 participants, in 1986. The course is challenging and beautiful, and consistently attracts top athletes in the sport. But it isn't just a race for the serious runner.
In the true spirit of San Francisco the race is a celebration for everyone. Thousands of costumed participants join with families, weekend runners and people just out for a stroll. As they make their way through the heart of San Francisco they are cheered by thousands of spectators and live music along the course. They also have to dodge the "spawning salmon" who each year make their way from the Finish line, through the masses, to the Start.

Throughout its long history Bay to Breakers has been a showplace for the City's irrepressible color and its affection for eclectic traditions. Although runners come from across the country and all points of the globe, the race is still quintessential San Francisco and a true reflection of life between the breakers and the Bay.

- I'll probably stroll through to lend support after attending church in San Leandro on Sunday. My cousin is preaching...

Some fun facts about the Bay to Breakers:
1940: The first female runner, Bobbie Burke, participates disguised as a man.

1974: At the age of 10 Maryetta Boitano became the youngest winner in the history of the race.
She also set the fastest women's finishing time at 43:22. She went on to win the Women's Division in 1975 and 1976.

1998: In 13th place, Jane Omoro secured the highest finishing position by a woman.

2007: As a result of the equalizer started the year before, Edna Kiplagat becomes the first female elite in Breakers history to cross the finish line ahead of the men.

After the race, you can party at the ING Footstock Festival - Bay to Breakers Party Sun, 9:30AM @ Golden Gate Park - Polo Field, FREE & open to the public

FUNNY FRIDAY!

2009-05-15T10:20:00.000-07:00

Nick Cannon recommended this video...lol - look @ dude's dancing... This yo baby daddy!!!

Gorilla Zoe Addresses New Tat and Roxy...

2009-05-15T10:11:00.000-07:00

Gorilla Zoe Discusses Tattoo + Roxy Reynolds from Xilla, Blog on Vimeo.

And, you guys know that Im not feelin this Hood Nigga's new song "Echo", but I here that his album will be nice.

Damn, Rick Ross can't win...lol

2009-05-11T14:14:00.000-07:00

The XXL Editors received this letter from Louis Vuitton concerning the May 2009 cover of Rick Ross.

Dear Editor:

We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points.The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal.Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion.

Sincerely,

Michael D. Pantalony,

Esq.Louis Vuitton Malletier

http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=46026

New Video ~ “Trust” ~ Keyshia Cole ft. Monica

2009-05-06T09:14:00.001-07:00

Straight from the “A”» Video ~ “Trust” ~ Keyshia Cole ft. Monica

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New Music Wednesday

2009-05-06T07:42:00.000-07:00

Click to hear Lil Boosie ft. Young Jeezy and Webbie - Better Believe It

Click to hear Gucci Mane ft. Three 6 Mafia, Project Pat, Yung Joc & OJ Da Juiceman - Never Too Much (Remix)

Click to hear T.I. ft. Chris Brown - Don't Matter

Click to hear Black Eyed Peas ft. Gucci Mane & 50 Cent - Boom Boom Pow (Official Remix) DJ ENVY

Click to hear Jeremih ft. Fabolous- Birthday Sex (Remix)

Click to hear Electrik Red ft. Ludacris - We Fuck You (Remix)

Electrik Red - Friend Lover

2009-05-04T13:34:00.000-07:00

Ca$hrules performing LIVE tonight @ the Air Lounge!

2009-05-04T12:41:00.000-07:00

Performing Live tonight @ the Air Lounge for Mellow Mondays/MONDAY SOUL (corner of 9th and Washington): Ca$hrules, Netta B., and R.O.D

Come and support your local talented artist. Network, Socialize, Have fun and hear good music. Sounds good for a Monday right? See ya there!!!

Chrisette Michelle @ Rasputins, Berkeley 5/07/09

2009-05-04T12:39:00.000-07:00

Thurs 05.07.09 Chrisette Michelle In Store @ Rasputins, Berkeley! Performing & Signing Live! 6:00 pm Dont Miss it!

NEW Ciara feat. Gucci Mane - Feelin On Her Ass

2009-05-01T12:44:00.000-07:00

Uh, I dont like the cornrows....lol But, the song below is AIGHT! Listen...

Click to hear Ciara feat. Gucci Mane - Feelin On Her Ass

Solange Azagury-Partridge Jewelry

2009-05-01T11:42:00.000-07:00

http://www.solange.info/

FrEsH... BBBBIIIIIIAAAAATTTTTCCCHHHH (Bay Area Spotlight)

2009-05-01T08:49:00.000-07:00

Just shedding some light on Bay Area Musician thats doin his thing. I love his music...even if this wasnt my boy I would still slap his shit.

For more info on him...Hit up!

http://www.stepitupent.com

www.myspace.com/camcity

Hear Cam City below...

Click to hear Cam City - Fresh

Click to hear Cam City - The Flyest

Click to hear Cam City - Cookies N Cream

Charity Friday!!!

2009-05-01T08:40:00.001-07:00

Go here.... http://www.rethinkbreastcancer.com/ to read up on and donate to a very worthwhile cause!

"Rethink Breast Cancer is a charity helping young people who are concerned about and affected by breast cancer through innovative breast cancer education, research and support programs. Rethink is a national volunteer-driven registered charity with a bold, enterprising and entrepreneurial approach. We are thinking differently about how to beat breast cancer."

Frankie @ Mannie's Bday Celebration in ATL

2009-05-01T07:25:00.000-07:00

UH... NO COMMENT. LMAO

I love Melody Eh$ani

2009-04-30T15:36:00.000-07:00

I love her designs...Ya'll know me. I love fashion but mostly when its DIFFERENT. I dont wanna be in the same shit those brauds around the corner wearin'...I like to be on some new new! lol...

Look of Death...

2009-04-29T11:02:00.000-07:00

LoOk @ R@Y J !!! LOL, he was lookin like " Bitch, dont say too much! " ha ha ha

Swine Flu

2009-04-28T11:34:00.000-07:00

So, I awoke yesterday with a sore throat. I was feeling weak and did not want to get up for work at all. I act like a baby when sick so I called my Mom. She told me to contact the hospital due to the rising attack of the swine flu. I rejected the advice, telling my Mom " But I havent ate any pig!" LOL...she started crackin up. Letting me know that is not how you get this certain flu. My bad...had a blonde moment.

You can prepare for and avoid swine flu. Practice good hygiene, buy a few supplies, and listen to the news. You should also be prepared by making a kit for yourself and family. This is serious ppl--> U.S. government officials declared a public health emergency due to the current swine flu outbreak.

Your emergency kit should include:

Water — one gallon per person, per day (3-day supply for evacuation, 2-week supply for home)
Food — non-perishable, easy-to-prepare items (3-day supply for evacuation, 2-week supply for home)
Flashlight
Battery-powered or hand-crank radio (NOAA Weather Radio, if possible)
Extra batteries
First aid kit
Medications (7-day supply) and medical items
Multi-purpose tool
Sanitation and personal hygiene items
Copies of personal documents (medication list and pertinent medical information, proof of address, deed/lease to home, passports, birth certificates, insurance policies)
Cell phone with chargers
Family and emergency contact information
Extra cash
Emergency blanket
Map(s) of the area

I hope this information helps you and your family prepare for any disaster that may arise. Its good to have these items because we live in earthquake region.

Ca$hrule$ Single Release Party

2009-04-24T15:49:00.001-07:00

Its goin down tonight! lol... The $ocialites will be attending Ricky's Single Release Party, tonight @ Suede in the city. Im very proud and excited for my friend. Come out and party with us if you can. We will also be celebrating Krysten's birthday. Very excited...I havent been out since I was banned from Arsimona's two/three weeks ago! Ill have pics and a story about my night tomorrow for ya! XOXOXO

Motivation

2009-04-23T14:53:00.001-07:00

This is my first blog. I've been told that writing is theraputic. Im online allday, everyday so why not keep you all updated with MY LIFE. Had I started this blog 2 years ago, the server would be overloaded. So much drama, hate, sex, lies, drugs...woulda been the hottest thang out! That's what ppl love...scandal. We will be documenting my future, to show how I have grown and changed. I am not the same person I was 2 years ago, even 2 months ago. Alot has changed.

Alitte background:

Joanna Lynae - a very out-going, friendly young lady from Oakland, CA. Attended high school in San Leandro, CA. The best years of my life. I am fortunate to know who I know and be related to whom Im related to. I been in the streets since I was 14 years old. I have done it all from illegal to FUN. Started going to the Black Saturdays at age 14 and it was over after that. I learned that I love to party. Left for San Jose State in 2000 - fucked up out there for 6 or 7 years. Moved back to Oakland in 2007 to GROW up and change some things in my life. Lost my grandmother last year and she was the most important thing to me. Caught a case this year that I am currently fighting, got into an accident a week ago and my car is totaled...BUT Im still good. Still postive and trying to accomplish my goals. Much more heartache and pain to speak on but Im tryna keep it positive. Stay wit me and you'll learn more about me.

Life of A $ocialite

It's My Birthday Bitches!!

New Music: Willow Smith -21st Century Girl

The Sacred Heart Medical Diet!!

VOTE FOR ME!!!!

Healthy Lifestyles

AUDIO: Lloyd B@nks ft. Young Jeezy, Kanye West, Fabolous, Swizz Beatz, Ryan Leslie, Pusha T- Start It Up (Remix)

AUDIO: Young Chris ft. Eve, Black Thought, Money Malc, Fat Joe, Fred The Godson, Diggy Simmons, Jermaine Dupri & Game - Philly (Mega Mix)

Lil Kim on The Ryan Cameron Show

Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment (History, Facts, Bad Blood, Bad Science) — Infoplease.com

Kamora's 30 on the 30th!!!!!! Woo Hooo Party Time!!!

The speech given by Willie Lynch a slave owner who over 300 years ago devised a plan to help keep Black people divided...

Me Lounge for Cash Rules Birthday

Kim Kardashians and Nicki Minaj's butt's sure have seem to hit a major growth spurt

Albert Family Reunion Dinner 7/23/2010

Tangi's Pleasure Party

Chris Brown "DEUCES" Spoof by Affion Crockett

Summer fun pics for you fundips! LOL

July 4th at ICON - Celebrating @Ms_Vashanda's birthday

R.I.P Thaddeus Ferrer

Events: Friday, July 9th @ Cocomo's in the city

Rick Ross ft. Styles P -"BMF" Blowin Money Fast (New Music)

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Cute Shoes

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Closet Xchange Rack

If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?

are you stupid. lolz lmao

are you a follower.lolz lmao

are you a hater.

are you a minaj you look like one.(thats not a compliment)

If you could instantly become an expert at one style of dance, what style would you pick?

any regrets in relationships?

Fly like a plane in the air

Maya - the hooded swim suit by American Apparel

formspring.me

Diggy - Made You Look (Flow Stoooopid)

formspring.me

formspring.me

"Pants on the Ground" LMAO

formspring.me

Nicki Minaj- THEN & NOW!

Robin Thicke - Sex Therapy

UPDATE* My Boo*

Alexander McQueen Spring 2010

Funny Photo...

Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

Malaysian Anti-Smoking Commericial Will Make All Ya Smokers Think Twice Before Pickin Up Another Pack

Thinking about permanently changing your eye color???

My Boo...

New Pics of Cassie - HAUTE!

Rick Ross ft. The-Dream, Twista & Krayzie Bone - All I Really Want (Remix)

Melody Ehsani - Still at it!

From Emily to Steven...

kanYe West : Blog : AVATAR TRAILER

Follow me...

www.twitter.com/joannalynae

MEGAN FOR WNWN MAGAZINE!!!

Showing Support...

Shoot with Teezy @ 707 Multimedia

Want to be in San Quinn Video???

FIRST FRIDAYS Presents... THE 10TH ANNUAL WHITE PARTY @ PRESERVATION PARK in OAKLAND

Skank Robbers Trailer

Dawn and Que

Final issue of VIBE

Feelings and Music...Trey Songz - Anticipation

Birdman ft Lil Wayne, Mack Maine -Always Strapped Rmx

June 7, 2009 - Photoshoot

Don't go to Canada...might get jacked! lol

Clyde Carson and Mayne Mannish Celebrity Bday Bash

DJ Drama & DJ Skee Present R. Kelly - The Demo Tape (Mixtape)

Win $500 Shopping Spree from The Jacka

Spectacular's Cartoon Parody - lol

Kafani feat. Bobby Valentino - Need Ya Body

New Jay- Z ~ CAN’T CHEAT DEATH

May 29th @ Fahrenheit in San Jose

Pretty Ricky - Tipsy in Dis Club

WOW, Dis nigg@ is on one!

DESIGNERS!!!!

Rapper Dolla shot, killed at L.A. mall

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